|The Russian Flier
I could have posted a pic of moi with the Cirque
du Soleil's former fabulous Flying Russian (that's Vlad to me),
but I didn't want all you folks out there turning green with envy. S'true.
When Vlad took Los Angeles by storm in the early 90's, he
made his first television appearance on my show, "The Looseleaf
Report," and then fell promptly in love with me. Ahh!
When he wasn't flying around the Big Yellow Tent in Santa Monica
(jock-strap clad), by dint of his aerial straps, he was flying around
my apartment. I helped extricate him from his penny-ante Cirque contract,
where he went on to be a huge hit in...Vegas. But don't just take
my word for it, check him out on my videotape - you know where to buy it!