Here I am, curly-headed and all smiles, while Kinky, the Kinkster, Friedman - he of the "Texas Jewboys" fame - not to mention his latest incarnation as a mystery writer - appears to be scowling, or merely mugging for the camera, with cigar dangling from his slightly crude mouth. Hey - he'd just given a stellar performance on "The Looseleaf Report" soundstage of "I'm Just An Asshole From El Paso." Or was it: "I Don't Wanna Be An Asshole From El Paso." Who can remember. In any case: Cool, huh?