What we have here is a picture of my nearly life-size nude portrait (oils, no less), that hangs to the right of my brass bed. Painted by the fabulous muralist (he's also great at trompe l'oeil), Russ Butler, the work is called, "Public Access." My left hand, you see, is aiming the remote in your face. We unveiled "Public Access" on my tv show - to both great acclaim and great horror - while "Thus Spake Zarathustra" played mightily in the background. If you're lucky, I might just get this video clip up and running on my web site.