Daddy is a frequent visitor and guest on "The Looseleaf Report." He generally comes to L.A. in March for his birthday, and I fete him by taking him to the Oscars.

We always have a blast, and he loves schmoozing with the stars. Check him out with Jennifer Tilley and Shelley Long. But I gotta tell ya, Helen Hunt was one big super-bitch: just look at her glaring into the camera. I love Diane Keaton, but Steve Martin's presence didn't help her pick up the Gold that night.