|Loose and Peter Benchley
Ohmygod! I, Victoria Looseleaf, the self-proclaimed Goddess
of Cable access was going to sit down and have a heart-to-heart with the
creator of "Jaws," on the set of "The Looseleaf
Report." Why he felt he had to trot down to my show and plug his
latest shit (some drecky tome dubbed "Beast") was beyond
me, but - hey, it's not a living (for me, for him, most certainly, yes!).
In fact, it was my birthday and I was feeling good. Too bad my crew that
day was off and we were running an hour late. Monsieur Benchley
threw a near hissy-fit, so I sat there for most of the half-hour humming
the "Jaws" theme in his ear. To think that he is the son
of the famous Algonquin-days writer, Robert Benchley. Good genes,
fer sure, fer sure!